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I am looking for a sketch for a design I want, I’m putting it out here for all of you designer/artists to come up with what I want.

I am looking for a pirate ship/underwater combo. One pirate ship on each shoulder blade fighting each other, maybe one ship half destroyed and sinking, with underwater scene underneath going down to my butt. Or possibly a pirate ship on one shoulder with a octopus underneath pulling the ship down, with one tentacle wrapping around my bicep. Work your magic, show me a quick sketch.